#7 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.#6 Men have 2 motivations: hunger and hanky panky, and they can’t tell them apart. If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich.#5 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won’t bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.#4 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing.#3 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.#2 In the 60’s, people took LSD to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal.#1 Life is like a jar of jalapeno peppers. What you do today may be a burning issue tomorrow.Please share this wisdom with others while I go to the bathroom.This is compliments of PepereOld one, but still good for a laugh.ALTAR BOY’S CONFESSION ‘Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl.’The priest asks, ‘Is that you, little. Bridgette, care to jerk him off with your feet while I suck your toes and his cock?" Fuck yeah!" Said Bridgette And she lubed up her feet and lay at the end of the bed."Come on, Matt. Let's get this between my chubby feet."Kasey lay upside down on top of me. Her feet up by my face and her face sucking my dick. Bridgette slid her soles up and down the length of my cock, jerking it off into Kasey's mouth.I sucked and licked her pale soles and toes, while Kasey pulled Bridgette's feet up and down my saliva soaked dick. While waiting for a turn with my dick again, Sarah and Emily sucked each others feet and said "Oh fuck yeah! Sarah, I love your freckled feet and body and face." Thanks, Emily. Your pale feet are delicious."Then came a knock at the door. Cara and Tessa ran naked to the door."Oh, baby." Said Cara. "The foot orgy wasn't your only surprise."She opened the door and let in Jamal. He had his head shaved number four with a stylish goatee and a body that people attempt to get by.
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